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3.18.2014
Instructions: Talk to your partner about how teachers help the community.
Ms. Janirca: Go ahead little ones talk to your partners? What do teacher's do?
Little One (at the Smartboard center): (shrugs his shoulders)
Little One (from the block center): (yells out) They be mean.
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2.27.2014
Butterfinger Little One: (talking on the carpet during circle time)
Ms.Janirca: You need to leave right now, go to your table and put your head down!
Butterfinger Little One: (yelling and crying) OMG! Am gonna tell on you. Am gonna tell my mom and my grandma and my dad and the principal!
Ms. Janirca: Should I dial it for you?
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2.26.2014
Ms. Janirca: Little One! Why are you yelling?
Little One: (yelling) OMG, everyone just makes me so mad! I'm tired of everyone.
Ms.Krisit: You are done, you are not allowed to come in and yell at me or your friends. Sit in time-out!
Little One: (yelling) But I brought you Butterfingers!
Ms. Kristi and Ms. Janirca: LOL
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1.30.2014
Little One: (comes up with a picture of a mouse trap from one of our rhyming games) Ms. Janirca guess what!
Ms. Janirca: What honey?
Little One: My grandma at her house has a bunch of these (showing me the picture), and one time my toe got snapped. I was bleeding and everything.
Ms. Janirca: (TMI lol)
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1.25.2014 (Saturday School)
Little One's Sibling (3rd grade): I can't believe I am in the same room as my sister.
Ms. Janirca: I know, tell her you sat on her chair!!!!
Little One's Sibling (3rd grade): She said you love cupcakes.
Ms. Janirca: (feeling guilty)
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12.4.2013
Little One 1: Ms. Kristi!!! Ms. Kristi!!!
Ms. Janirca: My name is not Ms. Kristi!!!!
Little One 2: Yeah her name is not Ms. Kristi, just sound it out /mmmm/ /ssssss/ /Ja...........
Ms. Janirca: lol
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12.4.2013
Little One 1: Ms. Kristi!!! Ms. Kristi!!!
Ms. Janirca: My name is not Ms. Kristi!!!!
Little One 2: Yeah her name is not Ms. Kristi, just sound it out /mmmm/ /ssssss/ /Ja...........
Ms. Janirca: lol
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12.5.2013
(Ms. Janirca sits on her rocking chair for a read aloud)
Little One: Wow . . . I didn't think you were going to fit on that chair.
Ms. Janirca: ;-(
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11.13.2013
Little One: OMG!!!!
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11.13.13
Little One: Ms. Janirca, I can't wait for the party the 28th. We are going to kill the chicken that laughs a lot.
Ms. Janirca: What?
Little One: You know the chicken that laughs and moves it's head up and down. It's going to be fun!
Ms.Janirca: Speechless
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11.4.2013
Little One: Ms. Janirca I have asthma on my elbow.
Ms.Janirca: You mean eczema?
Little One: Nope, my mom said asthma.
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10.2.2013
Ms. Janirca: (matches sweaters with students) I get so excited when I guess right! I know you guys so well . . . I knew that was your sweater.
Little One: Are you excited about being pregnant too?
Ms. Janirca: What do you mean?
Little One: Well your pregnant right, you look like you are.
Ms. Janirca: I AM NOT!!!!!!!! Are you calling me fat?
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9.28.2013
Little One (at church): I feel bad for the Egyptians because they have to eat from a pyramid.
Ms. Janirca: What do you mean? Do you mean the food pyramid.
Little One (at church): Yeah, it's only a little bit.
Ms. Janirca: Uhmm . . . actually . . .
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9.27.2013
Little One: Ms. Janirca, my brain hurts.
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9.27.2013
Little One: (stands up in the middle of the award assembly and walks over to me)
Ms. Janirca: What's wrong Little One?
Little One: Why do all of these people have my last name?
Ms. Janirca: Ahhh . . . but there is only one you!!!!!
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9.26.2013
Ms. Janirca: I cannot wait to taste our homemade applesauce.
Little One: Well really it's "schoolmade" applesauce. Get it, if you make it at home it is homemade, but if you make it at school it is "schoolmade".
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9.25.2013
Ms. Janirca: Why are you coloring your apple blue Little One?
Little One: Well, I want it to be a blueberry.
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9.12.2013
Little One (niece): Why did you write my name so pretty?
Ms. Janirca: Uhm . . . because.
Little One: It's because I'm your niece right? I have to be your favorite right?
Ms. Janirca: Shhhh!!!! It's a secret. (The name looked like everyone elses lol)
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9.10.2013
(Going thru writing I found a very graphic drawing of what looked like a naked female body(giant boobs and a belly) lol)
Ms.Janirca: Little One, can you explain this picture to me.
Little One: Well that's my dad taking a shower.
Ms. Janirca: Oh, ok
Little One: Yeah he has a big belly, you see.
Ms. Janirca: Thank God! lol
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9.9.2013
Little One: (snapping her fingers) Excuse me teacher
Ms. Janirca: (reacted without thinking) Excuse me!!!!! Stop snapping at me . . . I am not a dog!!!!!
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9.9.2013
Ms. Janirca: Walkers line-up!!!
(students line-up)
Ms. Janirca: "Little One" why are you in line you are not a walker!
Little One: Yes I am. Me and my mom walk to the bus everyday.
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9.9.2013
Little One: Can I have that cupcake?
Ms. Janirca: No, it's for Ms. Cruz.
Little One: But, Ms. Cruz went upstairs . . . she won't know.
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2011-2012
Little One: Why did you have to get married?
Ms. Janirca: Because I found someone I love really much.
Little One: My mom said you are going to have a baby now.
Ms. Janirca: Well not yet.
Little One: Good, because I am supposed to be your baby . . . and your husband is ugly.
(someone was feeling a little jealous after my October wedding)
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Little One: Oh my God!!!! (screaming loud and angry)
Ms. Janirca: What is wrong "Little One"?
Little One: Oh my God!!! Everyone is always copying me!!!!
Ms. Janirca: What do you mean?
Little One: Everyone is copying me saying they are five years old!!!
Ms. Janirca: Uhmmm . . . You are in Kindergarten, 90% of the class is 5 years old.
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2010-2011
Ms. Janirca: "Mara" (Ms. Otero, I made the mistake of using her first name YIKES!!!) Can you please keep "Little One". He is having a really hard time following directions.
Little One: What??!!?!?!?! (In a really evil voice) MARA what kind of a name is that!!! That's a stupid name. OMG!!! What a stupid name!!! It's a guy name.
Ms. Janirca: (walked away)
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Little One (5 going on 16): Wai, wai, wai, wai . . . let me explain!
Ms. Janirca: What can you possibly say to make what you did OK?
Little One: Well, I did punch him but it's not like he didn't deserve it.
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Ms. Janirca: (takes Little One to the office) He is on red and cannot come back to my room until someone communicates with mom.
Asst. Principal: Ok. "Little One" have a sit we are going to call mom right now.
Little One: Who is that? (Pointing at a picture)
Asst. Principal: That is my daughter.
Little One: Oh wow . . . she looks like a cricket.
Ms. Janirca and Asst. Principal: Speechless
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